Reproduzco este mensaje que he encontrado en los grupos:
After the outrage of Bill Gates getting a Knighthood, there is some better
news on tthe television this week. First M$ have admitted a mayor security
floor which took them 7 months to fix and that a substantual porsion of
the Windoze source code is on the Internet. So my question is where can I
get a copy (my email address is "speccyverse at ntlworld dot com")?
If M$ users annoy you read the text below:
Microsoft Myths, Windows Fallacies and the Painful Truth
A conversation between Morris Mupert William Foster and Peter Taylor
MMWF= MS Windows is the best OS, because
MMWF= I looked at between half and full dozen OS and chip architectures
and choose MS Windows because it was best.
PT= The above statement (which wa all know is not true) produces many
wrong conclusions (that follow)
MMWF= PC is the best computer (x86 best)
PT= 32 bit CISC dating back to a least 16 bit design, and in part to an
8 bit design, which dates to a 4 bit design.
MMWF= MS DOS is best
PT= In a single word, Edlin (answers that)
PT= MSDOS original name was QDOS (Quick and Dirty Operating System)
PT= 640K limit.
MMWF= MS BASIC is best
PT= BBC BASIC is better etc.
MMWF= Altair first PC
PT= The old lies was that IBM PC was the first personal computer (obvious
lie) when IBM was number one, this is just more revisionism
PT= Micral, Kenbak etc. before Altair
MMWF= Only PCs (Wintel) are real computers
PT= Even a ZX80 is a real computer, Supercomputers (such as Crays) show
that PCs are not most powerful computers
MMWF= PC has lots of software
PT= How many crap pieces of out of date DOS shareware do you need
MMWF= Bill Gates is smart
PT= Mr Gates said when told a rival company had Networking built into
their computer, "Networking what is that?". Bill Gates lies (e.g. MS
invented Taskbar). "640K is enough for everyone". You do not need
Question = Why do people hate windows users
PT= because they are arrogant/ignorant/stupid .Tick the appropriate ones.
You know when... "DOS is hard" ... "My cup holder broke"...
Question = Why do people hate Bill Gates
PT= because his company produce poor software at high cost and destroyed
Question to Windows User
1.Q = Why do not use an alternative to Windows
1.A = there is no alternative
2.Q = Then Window is a monopoly.
2.A = No, there is an alternative.
MMWF= Windows is a business system
PT= What business system has computer games built in. Can I connect my
terminal to your PC, "A what".
MMWF= Linux will never supersede Windows
PT= Doing an emu impression does not help. Something that costs nothing
and is better, will bet MS Windows, or a another Free OS will.
MMWF= I have not heard of ******** it must be some cheap software or
freeware garbage I will not touch it's output with a badge pole.
PT= Some systems you have not heard of cost 6 or 7 figure sums with dozens
(to thousands+) of simultaneous users and manage business worth
MMWF= Free software is small and crap
PT= GCC is over 40MB of source code, produces quicker code than several
MMWF= Windows is suitable to all systems at all levels, from PDA to
Supercomputers (as long as the use x86)
PT= Yer right, the size and needs are too different.
MMWF= We have many different versions. Windows is a standard
PT= What ISO standards does it truely follow? MS brake standards, not
MMWF= Windows is reliable
PT= Nuclear power station "Why have our screens gone a funny blue colour"
MMWF= ActiveX is better than Java
PT= Answer from MS, because an ActiveX program can wipe your hard disc
unlike Java. OR PC speak, Active what?
MMWF= MS products are secure.
PT= Outlook is open to virii and give your email address to spammers.
Hotmail (/ .Net) is easy to crack. Windows users suffer from spyware,
non Windows do not even know what spyware is.
MMWF= You are just whine losers without a girl friend.
PT= You are a reactionary bigot,
MMWF= Your system lacks software
PT= No it doesn't, we have 1000s of pieces of software to choose from,
covering virtually ever need.
MMWF= Microsoft programmers are efficient
PT= Impression DTP = 0.5MB RAM usage, MS Word much more.
MMWF= Microsoft do not write buggy code
PT= AHaHaHaHHHHH. Run ChkDsk on MS DOS v5.0, and watch it reformat your
MMWF= Alternatives to Windows software costs money.
PT= What did you buy your Window software with toy money, if can pirate
that why not this.
MMWF= This is an arrogant rant
PT= No, it is just what PC users sound like to us.